REPORTS

3.03.08

I saw this group of ducks fly just above my head and then swoop down on a car and lift it up by it's rear wheels. Then after the amazing performance of strength, they flew away at great speed.

3.03.08

At approx 10:00am on thursday, my sister and i witnessed a duck bungee jumping off the harbour bridge. On closer inspection, we noticed that the bungee cord was made out of wondersoft bags. How the duck did this, we don't know, because of the lack of opposable thumbs.

27.02.08

I was driving out in the sticks near Pickering Brook in Western Australia on Sunday 23rd of Feb when I saw a mallard duck pulling a car out of a boggy situation. I was completely amazed and my girlfriend nicknamed him "towduck". Oh so funny.

25.02.08

The ducks stole our skateboards!

23.02.08

Ducks walking inside house trying to have a shower.

23.02.08

I'd just like to congratulate you on such an intriguing and nonetheless informative introduction into "Supernatural" Duck behaviour. Let us know when the Television series begins. I would like to discover more about the ancient culture of "DuckHood".

19.03.08

When I Was Camping A Duck Was Following Me And Later That Night It Waddled Into My TENT! AND WORSE ATE MY WONDER WHITE PERFORMANCE BREAD I WAS SAVING FOR A MIDNIGHT SNACK!!!

18.02.08

Was in thredbo on the weekend feeding some ducks, got back to find that kosovo was newly independent. Thing is, i'm sure I saw one of the same ducks in some footage of the european celebrations.

15.02.08

Oh my god, like, this duck just popped up outta no where and demanded,like, all my money and took off with my mercedes. like, seriously, what is going on? It must be that bread, like, I swear I totally think paris and nicole are feeding it to them - cos they don't eat carbohydrates....

14.02.08

Hello, just wanted to report strange activity by a group of ducks on the weekend of saturday the 9th of February, just after 1 pm in the afternoon. It happened down at Kingston just south of Hobart, just near the duck park at Kingston beach. About 5 or so ducks were sited doing what looked like the maccarena.. at first I thought nothing of it and put it to my eyes playing tricks on me, but after seeing all the news on the situation, I am now certain that the ducks formed a line in front of me and started dancing the maccarena...

12.02.08

I saw a duck doing water sports in the lake on the heysen trail!!! omg

11.02.08

A duck stole my wonder performance bread out of my picnic basket ruining the whole trip because I had nothing to put my food in.